RAGEBAIT.FIT · Institute of Applied Patience

The Rage VO2 Max Test

Oxford's word of the year was rage bait. So we built a treadmill for it. Find out how calm you stay when a website is annoying on purpose.

Part 2: test protocol

  1. Part 2 is six simple tasks.
  2. Do what each task asks. Nothing more.
  3. Don't rage-click, shake your mouse or mash keys.
  4. Don't leave the tab.
  5. Stay calm. We can tell.

That's it. A child could do it. Most adults can't.

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Not a real medical test. Please do not show your results to a doctor.
● REC STAY CALM
RAGE BPM64
TASK0/6

Institute of Applied Patience

Patience Physiology Lab: Results

Patient: Anonymous Internet User Date:
Rage VO2 max -- mL/kg/min of patience
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Resting rage rate64 bpm
Peak rage rate
Time to first reaction
Test status
Missed clicks
Rage-click bursts
Mouse shakes
Key presses
Tab exits
Time on the course
Slowest task
Attempt

Part 1: getting in

    Part 2: bait taken

      Coach's notes

      Coach Brad, CSCS (Certified Scroll Conditioning Specialist)

      Rx:

      Not a real medical test. ragebait.fit